- Phil Diffy: [about the caveman] He looks like... a Curtis.
- Lloyd Diffy: Phil, don't you dare name him! That's how it all starts!
- Grandma Berwick: Al right, lambies! It's 6:00! Lights out!
- Debbie Berwick: Sorry, Nana. We lost track of time!
- Pim Diffy: Wait, we can't go to bed yet! Birds are singing, people are swimming... I can still burp my lunch!
- Debbie Berwick: Don't worry, we don't have to go to sleep till 6:30 and we still have to find who will be crowned sleepover queen!
- [she and the gang clap their hands]
- Pim Diffy: [When Nana Berwick has caught Pim trying to sneak out of the house] Hi... I was just going to go... brush my teeth!
- Grandma Berwick: Good. We can go together. I need to spruce up my dentures.
- Pim Diffy: Nana Berwick, you don't cut a girl much slack.
- Grandma Berwick: That's why I'm here. Stow your gear, princess.