- Phil Diffy: [Phil and Keely are locked inside the garage] Curtis, listen to me; go into the kitchen and get the key. Understand? The key.
- Curtis: Key...Oh!
- [Curtis nods and runs off]
- Phil Diffy: [Curtis appears with a tea pot on a tray] No, not tea!
- [Curtis shakes his head]
- Phil Diffy: Key!
- Curtis: Oooh!
- [Curtis runs off again]
- Phil Diffy: [He then appears with a quiche] No, we do not need a quiche!
- Curtis: No quiche?
- Phil Diffy: We need a key!
- Curtis: Oooh!
- [Curtis runs off for the third time. He drags in a man carrying a large bottle of water]
- Curtis: Ta-da!
- Keely Teslow: Phil, who is that?
- Phil Diffy: That's our water delivery guy, Keith.
- [Keith waves at Phil]
- Phil Diffy: Nice try Curtis.
- Curtis: [Curtis throws Keith off camera and shrugs]
- Keely Teslow: [Phil and Keely are locked in the garage, with the phone outside] Phil, I have an idea! We're locked in here, so we should call a locksmith. They have those special un-locky tools; they can get us out.
- Phil Diffy: Keel, the phone's out there, remember?!
- Keely Teslow: Exactly! So when they get here, they can hand it to us!
- [Phil simply looks gobsmacked]
- Phil Diffy: Pim, you're letting us out, right now! You can't see this, but I'm putting my foot down!
- Phil Diffy: Stand back, I think I can break this door down.
- Keely Teslow: No way. It's too thick!
- Phil Diffy: No. The secret is just not to hesitate.
- [runs towards the door, but gets hurt in his shoulder]
- Keely Teslow: I think you hesitated.
- Phil Diffy: Of course I hesitated!
- [Lloyd and Barbara are driving, but get stopped by the police]
- Officer Bunkley: Have you been drinking?
- Lloyd Diffy: Haven't I? I've been doing nothing but!
- [drinks from a bottle]