- Keely Teslow: Phil, Phil, Phil! There's a big teacher's conference at lunch today, so we're all out to go off campus for lunch.
- Phil Diffy: I know. It was on the morning announcements. I was the one who read it on the morning announcements. You were there.
- Miss Winston: [after hearing a loud noise] Good gravy! What was that?
- Pim Diffy: That was our elephant, Skippy!
- Miss Winston: [to Pim] Why is your father tasting my handbag?
- Pim Diffy: You know dads. They love tasting stuff!