- Pim Diffy: You wanted to see me, sir?
- Mr. Hackett: Ah, miss Voyant. Claire Voyant, I believe. Have a seat.
- Mr. Hackett: Can you tell me something about my future?
- Pim Diffy: Hm, let's see... I see growth.
- Mr. Hackett: Hair growth?
- Pim Diffy: Why not.
- Phil Diffy: [as Keely] So, here's the deal.
- Grady Spaggett: There's a deal?
- Phil Diffy: Couldn't help but noticing that you were sort of into a certain someone in science class! Let's call her... Grace?
- Grady Spaggett: What? Me? No, no. No!
- [pauses]
- Grady Spaggett: Isn't she wonderful?
- Phil Diffy: [claps his hands girly] I knew it!
- Grady Spaggett: How would you know?
- Phil Diffy: Let's just say a girl knows...
- [Grady gives him a look]
- Phil Diffy: And... a guy knows even better! Hahahah! Rawrrr!
- Keely Teslow: So what do we do now?
- Phil Diffy: [laughs resigned] I knew this was gonna turn into "we".
- Phil Diffy: Okay. What did she say she likes about me?
- Keely Teslow: Pretty much everything. How cute you are, how nice you are, smart, blah, blah, blah.
- Phil Diffy: Well, that sounds about right.
- [Keely gives him a look]
- Phil Diffy: Wait, what if I wasn't? What if I was the opposite of all those things? Then I wouldn't have to hurt her feelings, and she would just not like me that much!
- Keely Teslow: Perfect!
- Phil Diffy: Tell me again what she likes about me?
- Keely Teslow: That you're cute, smart, nice... Oh, you are so loving this, aren't you?
- Phil Diffy: Yes. Yes, I am.
- Grace: I thought this was going to be just the two of us.
- Phil Diffy: Well, you know how we always talked about the four of us getting together?
- Grace: No.
- Phil Diffy: Well, now we can!
- Keely Teslow: It just drives me crazy when two people who are supposed to be together are too clueless to do anything about it.
- [looks up]
- Keely Teslow: Wow, the stars look beautiful tonight.
- Phil Diffy: [looking at Keely] Yeah.