Lise Simms: Barbara Diffy

Quotes 

• Barbara Diffy : [sees Pim's Bedroom for the first time]  Pim! This is the room of a malevolent dictator! A person bent on dominating the Earth!

  Pim Diffy : I'm *home*!

• Phil Diffy : She's making me do all the girl stuff that she used to do with Tia, like go shopping! I now own at least three halter tops.

  Barbara Diffy : Phil, you don't have to buy them.

  Phil Diffy : Well, when she buys one I get one half off, I'd be crazy not to.

• Barbara Diffy : [Pim is in her 'bedroom', flicking through something on her Wizard. Barb comes in]  Hey honey, what are you doing?

  Pim Diffy : Since it doesn't look like we're gonna leave this pointless century any time soon, I figure I might as well unpack and find some furniture.

  Barbara Diffy : Well it's only taken 10 months but that's wonderful, welcome to the family.

  Pim Diffy : Hey, how cool is this

  [Pim presses a button on the Wizard and a hologram of some futuristic furniture appears] 

  Pim Diffy : .

  Barbara Diffy : Oh honey, you can't have any of this furniture; it doesn't exist yet.

  Pim Diffy : I know that mom, they're made to order: allow 6 to 7 business seconds for delivery.

  Barbara Diffy : Actually Pim, allow 110 years. These things won't exist until next century.

  Pim Diffy : I am so painfully ahead of my time.