- Phil Diffy: [Phil is pacing up and down the bathroom door, waiting for Pim to leave the bathroom] Pim you've been in their for over an hour, now it's time to face facts; that thing in the mirror is you, get out of there and open the door!
- Pim Diffy: [Pim throws out a towel, a bottle of shampoo and a bar of soap] Go nuts!
- Phil Diffy: Pim!
- [starts to bang on the door]
- Barbara Diffy: Hey, are you two still fighting?
- Phil Diffy: Well she deliberately takes forever in there just to let me burst.
- Barbara Diffy: Phil honey, you've got to understand; Pim is a girl.
- Phil Diffy: All right for the sake of argument, let's pretend you're right.
- Barbara Diffy: Honey, she's trying to find her own look.
- [A sound of a saw comes from inside]
- Barbara Diffy: Oh, she's experimenting with make up.
- [A drilling sound comes from inside]
- Barbara Diffy: Even a blemish, it can be a big deal.
- [There's an explosion from inside and Phil looks at his smiling mother, startled]
- Barbara Diffy: At her age, appearance is a priority.
- Phil Diffy: Well mother, I just drank a gallon of orange juice; I have my own priorities.
- [He hands the things thrown out at him to Barbara]
- Pim Diffy: [Pim finally opens the door and walks out] Differently, achieving this level of coolness takes time.
- [Shoves Phil in the shoulder. Phil sprints into the bathroom and closes the door, just as Barbara is about to hand the bathroom objects back to him.]
- Pim Diffy: [as Phil] And here I was making you look so good in science class. So good, in fact, that you're the new captain of the junior science squad.
- Phil Diffy: [As Pim] What?!...I...I can't believe...why don't you just make me the grand marshal of the dweebedy-do-dah parade?!
- Lloyd Diffy: Curtis! You can not eat all those.
- Curtis: Curtis accept challenge! Hahah!
- [eats all the sausages in two seconds]