J.P. Manoux: Mr. Hackett

Quotes 

• Debbie Berwick : [When Pim and Debbie walk into Mr. Hackett's office and find him wearing a wig]  Excuse us, Mr. Hackett, but we wanted to wish you good luck on... what is growing out of your head?

  Pim Diffy : Wait a minute. That's your operation? I busted my hump so you could get a wig?

  Mr. Hackett : It's not a wig. It's the Lorenzo Lamas.

  Debbie Berwick : Uh, no disrespect, Mr. Hackett, but I'm going to have to give my money to a needier charity.

  Pim Diffy : Yeah, ditto. I'm giving mine to the "Pim Diffy needs a high-definition TV" foundation. You disgust me.