- Narrator: Oh, no! It's the Mayor of Townsville! The one person who should have read the newspaper today, but didn't!
- Madame Argentina: Would you like your palms read?
- Bubbles: Oh, no thanks. I like them the color they are.
- Narrator: And as Madame Argentina plied her false fortunes, the goose got down.
- Fred the Duck: Is that a feather joke?
- Madame Argentina: A good medium never reveals her secrets.
- Mayor: I thought it was musician.
- Madame Argentina: Whatever.
- Narrator: For these are but a few of Townsville's citizens who've been robbed by this elusive and rather vertically-challenged psychic, which is why the newspapers this day read "Small Medium at Large!"
- Mayor: And now a word from our sponsor.
- Sara Bellum: Eating pickles again, Mayor?
- Mayor: I can't help it Ms. Sara Bellum. I'm addicted, that's what I am.
- Sara Bellum: Then you should try the Pickle Patch.
- Mayor: The what?
- Sara Bellum: The Pickle Patch, and go cold turkey.