- Lynda Day: [Hands over form] Fill this out and get it back to me.
- Godfrey Hunter: I've got nothing to write with.
- Lynda Day: [Gives him a pencil] Here. The pointy end.
- Julie Craig: [Shows mock-up of logo for Junior Gazette] Lynda, how about this? I think I've got it this time.
- Kenny Phillips: Ah, Julie, it's great!
- Julie Craig: Lynda?
- Lynda Day: It's interesting.
- Julie Craig: You don't like it, do you?
- Lynda Day: See the second 't' in Gazette?
- Julie Craig: That's the bit you don't like?
- Lynda Day: No, that's the bit I do like.
- Spike Thomson: [Frazz is writing the horoscopes, yet he does not know all of the star signs] Cancer?
- Frazz Davis: [Rubs chin] Nah, I think it's just spots.
- Sarah Jackson: Spike, do you think television has influenced your behaviour in any way?
- Spike Thomson: Uh, yeah. These days I never swear until after nine o'clock.
- Lynda Day: Spike Thompson. Of course. The American.
- Spike Thomson: Well, an American. There is more than one of use, you know.
- Lynda Day: Staying long or is this a flying visit.
- Spike Thomson: I've been here four years.
- Lynda Day: Really? You'll learn the language soon.
- Spike Thomson: Well, this may come as a surprise to you, but some Americans, they can speak English, too.
- Lynda Day: Then why don't you?
- Mr. Vader: Plague of zombie rats? Are you sure?
- Frazz Davis: Zombie rats, yeah. That's if you're a Pisces.
- Mr. Vader: Well, I don't hold much stock in astrology myself.
- Frazz Davis: Nah, neither do I. Lynda wanted me to do an astrology column, but I said, y'know, I'd rather do the horoscopes. She didn't seem to mind.