Primetime Glick (TV Series)

Brendan Fraser/Ice Cube (2003)

Martin Short: Jiminy Glick, Miss Gathercole, Various

Quotes 

• Jiminy Glick : Now, in "Three Kings"...

  Ice Cube : Yeah.

  Jiminy Glick : Marky Mark was in that, but he doesn't like to be called Marky Mark.

  Ice Cube : Nah, don't call him Marky Mark.

  Jiminy Glick : He has a third nipple, do you know that?

  Ice Cube : [chuckles]  How many YOU got, man?

  Jiminy Glick : This is a true story: We had a litter of puppies-

  [Ice Cube laughs] 

  Jiminy Glick : and the mother died, or ran off or committed suicide or was depressed, and the n- and the puppies literally nursed on my nipples for- I kept those dogs alive until I took them to the pound and had them destroyed.

• Jiminy Glick : Let me ask you something... Ice... Cube, wha, how, what do I call you? Can I call you something?

  Ice Cube : Call me Cube, man.

  Jiminy Glick : Cubeman. Cubeman, let me ask you...

  Ice Cube : No.

  Jiminy Glick : What?

  Ice Cube : JUST Cube.

  Jiminy Glick : Justcube, what is the "ice" obsession about?

  Ice Cube : Because it describes my personality.

  Jiminy Glick : 'Cause you're cold. Or, because when heated, you melt.

  [Ice Cube chuckles; crew members heard laughing] 

  Jiminy Glick : Which...

  Ice Cube : What you think?

  Jiminy Glick : You don't seem cold at all, you seem warm and loving. And you seem kind and gentle.

  Ice Cube : Hold on, man.

  Jiminy Glick : You do. You seem...

  Ice Cube : Hold up, hold up, pump your brakes! Pump your brakes. No kind, no gentle, no warm. Ice Cube's my name, it describes my personality. That's IT, man.

  Jiminy Glick : I went into the room, and you had a leotard on, and you said, "Can you do this kind of stretch?", and your leg went high up, and you had a thing on Nureyev on TV. Is that the kind of image you're trying to hide from people?

  Ice Cube : What kind of image are YOU trying to hide from people? 'Cause I hear your voice go up, real high, then go down.

  Jiminy Glick : I can do a lot of things, but I tell ya, I can't do a plie like I saw you doin' in that room.

• Jiminy Glick : [after Ice Cube leaves the interview]  Vanilla Ice is his own worst enemy. Thank you.

  [Ice comes back and puts Jiminy in a headlock]