- Jiminy Glick: You were born in Charlottesville, Virginia, and yet there's not a trace of an accent. What is Rob Lowe running away from?
- Rob Lowe: My Southern heritage.
- Jiminy Glick: Your Southern heritage. You know, many people felt that being from the South, you've gotta lose it. The wonderful Ava Gardner had a Southern accent, and she was told to lose it, too. And she was always drinking, even then. And she, but she was a man's woman, and I think that she broke Frank Sinatra's heart and I don't think he ever recovered. I think Mia Farrow was a bandage, and I think that Juliet Prowse was a fake, and I think that Barbara Sinatra could be mean to the people that she didn't like and nice to the people she liked. What is your opinion of Barbara Sinatra?
- Rob Lowe: Now, are you sweating or crying?
- Jiminy Glick: No I, I tend to retain water facially. It's an old family trait.
- Jiminy Glick: Marvin Hamlisch: I don't think he should wear jeans anymore.
- Billy Crystal: [laughs] Really?
- Jiminy Glick: Oh my God, I thought there was a denim parade goin' by, the denim float had broke and gone down the sidewalk and Marvin Hamlisch was racin' for it, y'know.
- Jiminy Glick: Robert De Niro.
- Billy Crystal: Yes.
- Jiminy Glick: What's THAT about?
- Billy Crystal: What do you mean, "what's that about?"?
- Jiminy Glick: You think he's real good?
- Billy Crystal: I think he's pretty great, yeah.
- Jiminy Glick: [skeptically] Yeah, I guess...
- Billy Crystal: Wha, now, this, I...
- Jiminy Glick: Well, I just...
- Billy Crystal: George Maharis, you love...
- Jiminy Glick: De Niro has to say the "F" word. I don't like the "F" word: "F" this, "F" that, "F", "F", "F", "F". And he's always playing gangsters a lot, and I bet... I bet he bullies people on the set.
- Billy Crystal: Oh no no no, he's very quiet.
- Jiminy Glick: No.
- Billy Crystal: No, he plays that character great, but a very quiet...
- Jiminy Glick: I hear he's quiet.
- Billy Crystal: Yeah, he's terrific. You'd like him.
- Jiminy Glick: Nah, I don't...
- Billy Crystal: But maybe you're right. If, if you like George Maharis, you'll hate Robert De Niro.
- Jiminy Glick: Aren't you a mime?
- Billy Crystal: No, no I never did...
- Jiminy Glick: Weren't you a mime in "Spinal Tap"?
- Billy Crystal: I was a mime in "Spinal Tap", yes.
- Jiminy Glick: So how come you said you weren't a mime before? You're lying?
- Billy Crystal: N- no, I PLAYED a mime...
- Jiminy Glick: Are you one of those Hollywood liars?
- Billy Crystal: No, I played a mime, but I never was a mime like at a mall or something.
- Jiminy Glick: I'm not gonna get argumentative, because I'm thrilled you're here, and I love you in a beard.
- Billy Crystal: Did you see "Spinal Tap"?
- Jiminy Glick: No, I read the book.
- Billy Crystal: 'Cause I said, "Mime is money."
- Jiminy Glick: I'm not interested in that part of the conversation.
- Jiminy Glick: Look how youthful this audience looks! Oh my goodness! It's like you've all had simultaneous Botox injections! Ha ha ha ha ha! Have you all had a rib removed? That's my question of the day.