- George Cowley: Right. Now, listen to me. John Avery at the Home Office has got more interests in African finance than you've got in air hostesses, Bodie, and he's acting very jumpy.
- William Andrew Philip Bodie: 3.7. All quiet on the Western front. You?
- Raymond Doyle: Yeah, Colonel's in bed, gathering information.
- William Andrew Philip Bodie: So should I be. Had Louise lined up for tonight, you know.
- Raymond Doyle: He's in bed reading, you... priapismic monster. Changeover in 30 minutes, all right?
- William Andrew Philip Bodie: Yeah, ok, out.
- [after a couple of seconds]
- William Andrew Philip Bodie: Priapismic?
- Raymond Doyle: Yeah, look it up, it suits you.
- William Andrew Philip Bodie: Thanks.
- Avery: The notion of calling in CI5 for a school visit seemed akin to asking the SAS to rescue a cat out of a tree.
- George Cowley: An error of judgement on your part, then?
- Avery: It's easy to be wise after the event, Cowley. I won't be held responsible.
- George Cowley: [ironically] Oh, yes, I can see that!