- Chuey Martinez: [about winning the championship] I'll guarantee it.
- Ruben de Guerra: I only bet on sure things.
- Chuey Martinez: It's a sure thing.
- Ruben de Guerra: Losing is a sure thing.
- Chuey Martinez: We're gonna tear the tails off of the Bulldogs. And if you don't think so, then best friend or no, I kick your butt from here to East L. A!
- Dr. Sam Beckett: We can't tear their tails off.
- Chuey Martinez: Why not?
- Dr. Sam Beckett: Bulldogs don't have tails.