Queer as Folk (TV Series)

Queens of the Road (2001)

Scott Lowell: Ted Schmidt

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Quotes 

• [Michael has just volunteered to go to New York with Brian to find Justin] 

  Ted : Well, as long as the back seat's empty, I might as well be in it.

  Emmett : Yeah, yeah, count me in.

  Brian : Why do you guys want to go?

  Emmett : Why? Why?

  Ted : How can you even ask that?

  Emmett : Brian, you're one of our closest friends!

  Ted : We can't let you go off on this perilous journey all on your own.

  Emmett : We are going to be with you all the way!

  Brian : I'm touched. What's the real reason?

  [Ted and Emmett look at each other and smile] 

  Ted , Emmett : [chanting]  Road trip! Road trip! Road trip!

• Emmett : Alright, let's sing some Barbra.

  Ted : Can't do Barbra unless you've got the lyrics on the monitor.

  Emmett : Bitch!

  Brian : If one of you starts to sing "People", I will leave you on the side of the road without stopping.

  Michael Novotny : He's not kidding.