Queer as Folk (TV Series)

Surprise! (2001)

Michelle Clunie: Melanie Marcus

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• Ted : [after getting the results from his A.I.D.S. test]  I'm negative... I'm negative.

  Melanie Marcus : That's okay. Happy people can be really annoying.

• Melanie Marcus : [to Brian]  Is there anyone here tonight that hasn't been fucked by Brian Kinney, one way or another?

• Melanie Marcus : I feel like she's shutting me out. I just die how long I can take it.

  Ted : Look, I don't wanna hear this.

  Melanie Marcus : Why can't I share?

  Ted : Because the minute you start telling your friends your relationship problems, it's the beginning of the end. Find a shrink!

  Melanie Marcus : I've been in therapy for six years.

  Ted : Are you covered by insurance?

  Melanie Marcus : Yep.

  Ted : Great! Then have a breakdown. You can afford it.