- Brian Kinney: Gus just puked all over me.
- Justin Taylor: Babies do that.
- Brian Kinney: All over my favorite leather jacket.
- Vic: [looking at Gus] A fashion critic already.
- Dr. David Cameron: How came you're sitting here on the sideline?
- Michael Novotny: I told you, I can't scate.
- Dr. David Cameron: Well, I'll help you.
- Michael Novotny: If God wanted me to be on ice, he'd have made me a Vodka martini.