Queer as Folk (TV Series)

The Art of Desperation (2001)

Darrin Baker: Roger

Quotes 

• Roger : [both Roger and Ted are staring at the waiter's ass as he walks away.]  He has a nice smile.

  Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt : Among other attributes.

  Roger : I'm sure he's a fine person.

  Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt : Rhodes Scholar would be my guess.

  Roger : [laughs]  You know, ordinarily, I'd be racking my brain to come up with some pathetic line for when he comes back, like "I haven't seen you here before, are you new?".

  Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt : Or, ah... "Do I know you from somewhere? No? Must be in a dream".

  Roger : "So, when did they start hiring models here?".

  Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt : You're worse than I am! You want me to go to the men's room, so you can take a crack at him?

• Roger : [Ted and Roger are looking at the picture of a naked man on the wall.]  Tremendous energy.

  Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt : [referring to the penis in the picture]  Really comes right out at you.

  [breathing heavily] 

  Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt : Roger..., I think I'm ready.

  Roger : I've promised to play the piano.

  Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt : You're just volunteering.

  Roger : You're right, fuck them.