Queer as Folk (TV Series)

Tweaked-Out, Fucked-Out Crystal Queen (2003)

Gale Harold: Brian Kinney

Quotes 

• [after they found out that Hunter fucked a cop they suspect of murder] 

  Michael : This guy could've killed you.

  James 'Hunter' Montgomery : They all could.

  Michael : Well, if you know that Then why do you do it?

  James 'Hunter' Montgomery : I have low self-esteem. I was sexualized at too early an age. It's exciting, fun and a great way to make non-reportable income.

  Michael : I would like an honest answer, smart-Ass.

  Brian Kinney : He just gave you one.

• [Hunter mistakes Justin for a hooker] 

  James 'Hunter' Montgomery : What are you bothering with that for? How much is he charging you?

  Brian Kinney : [looking over at Justin]  A hundred bucks?

  Justin Taylor : Mhm. He refuses to pay though.

  James 'Hunter' Montgomery : I don't blame him! I wouldn't give you 10 bucks!

  Brian Kinney : [pushing Hunter out the door]  Okay, I think it's time someone was tucked into bed! And not mine!

• Detective Carl Horvath : What the hell is that?

  Brian Kinney : Uh, this newfangled contraption is called a "condom". You wanted hard evidence. It doesn't get much harder.

• Debbie Novotny : Detectiv Horvarth, out of all the places in greater pittsburgh, what brings you to our humble little establishment?

  Detective Carl Horvath : I have a date.

  [Brian enters] 

  Detective Carl Horvath : And here he is.

  Debbie Novotny : What, did you convert him?

  Brian Kinney : Coffee, Deb, please

  Detective Carl Horvath : You were right.

  Brian Kinney : Those are my three favourite words after "nine inches cut"

  Debbie Novotny : About what?

  Brian Kinney : Um, the cream.

  Debbie Novotny : What, did it turn?

  Detective Carl Horvath : It matches that found in Jason Kemp's rectum.

  Debbie Novotny : For your information, i just poured it.

  Detective Carl Horvath : I'm referring to a sperm sample from an officer tThis kid hunter said he saw with the victim.