- Trick: Who's He?
- Brian Kinney: That's a difficult question to answer given the limitations of the language, conventionality of most people's thinking... Ummm... Let's just say he's the guy I fuck more than once.
- Justin: Unlike you.
- Emmett Honeycutt: Am I seeing what I think I'm seeing?
- Professor Ben Bruckner: Yes, you are seeing it. The most historic reunification since Germany.
- Emmett Honeycutt: What happened to the fiddler?
- Michael: He fell off the roof.
- Justin: Even if we do get arrested.
- Brian Kinney: Uh, well... what kind of artist are you if you don't?