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7/10
Don't go on vacation!
planktonrules19 May 2013
This is yet another episode that proves that Dr. Quincy should NEVER take a vacation. That's because repeatedly on the show, whenever he travels (on vacation or to a convention) bad things will happen and he'll need to do coroner stuff--and often this means autopsies. While having this happen once or twice is bad enough, but EVERY time Quincy travels?! The show is a bit unusual, as Diana Muldaur returns to the show as the same character she played a year earlier. Now having a guest actor appear several times on the show isn't odd, but they usually play different characters. This time, Muldaur plays the Public Health Officer once again--and Quincy's love interest.

The pair go on vacation to Tahiti. The cruise back looks like it will be wonderful, but wouldn't you know it, folks start dying!! It's an odd case, as they hallucinate and end up killing themselves or others--as if they are having a bad acid trip. What is the culprit? Well, you'll have to watch both part one and part two to know the answer to this one.

Part two begins with the two idiots jumping off the boat and swimming to shore. Unfortunately for them, it is NOT a jump to safety as the local authorities vow to shoot them in order to prevent the disease from infecting their people (which is understandable). However, Mark and Sam come in to the rescue--but end up getting exposed to whatever it is in the process. And, it (not surprisingly) ends with the discovery of the cause of the outbreak as well as Quincy and the gang at Danny's to celebrate (what else?). Overall, entertaining but also a VERY familiar theme...Quincy DON'T go on vacation!!!
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6/10
Weak conclusion
rayoflite242 December 2015
Slow Boat to Madness Part 2 picks up with Quincy (Jack Klugman) and Dr. Janet Carlyle (Diana Muldaur) still trying to identify and contain the mysterious illness that has now caused three deaths and made others severely sick on the cruise ship. Meanwhile, two passengers who have defected from their country and fear being being caught during the crisis decide to jump ship as it is docked and swim to a nearby island where the hostile government is aware of the health issues on the ship and will not allow anyone to enter. Sam (Robert Ito) and Mark (Marc Scott Taylor) arrive at the scene and locate the ailing couple on the island and then bring them back to the ship where they assist Quincy and Janet in narrowing down the origin of the illnesses. The situation becomes even more dire for Quincy as Janet suddenly falls ill and displays the same symptoms as those infected.

The second part of this episode seemed even more dragged out than the first to me and we pretty much see more of the same with people getting sick throughout. I also found it pretty silly that Sam and Mark were called onto the boat to help with this crisis. Wouldn't there have been experts and specialists from the CDC or NIH flown in to assist rather than two assistant LA coroners?? I won't give anything away, but let's just say the cause of the illnesses ends up being a pretty random thing which seemed very anti-climactic after we heard all of these wild and exotic potential causes over two episodes, so this was a big letdown as well. I further couldn't believe what I was hearing in the scene towards the end where Quincy mentions charges are pending against the purchaser of the item which caused the outbreak, wouldn't the responsibility and any prosecution be on the manufacturer??

All in all, this is a pretty weak and flawed conclusion of a Season 7 two parter which I do not recommend viewing.
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7/10
Classic two part Quincy.
poolandrews30 May 2007
Warning: Spoilers
Quincy M.E: Slow Boat to Madness: Part 2 starts as L.A. coroner Quincy (Jack Klugman) is continuing helping out on a cruise ship by using his medical knowhow to try & discover the mystery illness which has killed three so far & infected many more. That isn't Quincy's only problem though as the ship has been refused entry to any country for fear of an epidemic by local authorities & when his close friend Dr. Janet Carlyle (Diana Muldaur) becomes one of the victims it becomes personal for him as he faces a race against to prevent her & anybody else's death, but is it already too late...

Episode 4 from season 7 this two part Quincy story was directed Daniel Haller & while this episode wasn't quite as good as Part 1 overall it's still a good Quincy mystery across it's two parts. The script goes a little off track here as the first half features a dull subplot about two defected Russians & the fact that the two actors portraying them put in terrible performances along with truly awful accents don't help. Then about halfway through they disappear never to be seen again, most of the set up in Part 1 doesn't really come to much like the crew making a film on-board who get a couple of brief scenes here but nothing that important & I also felt the eventual conclusion was a bit rushed where things were wrapped up a bit quickly & a bit conveniently. Having said that it's still a decent episode, Klugman is always watchable & there's no moral issues in this story.

Shot mostly on a real cruise ship none of this story is set in the laboratory which makes for a change if nothing else. Sam & Mark feature during the first half of this episode but the other regular cast don't appear until the final feel good moment at Danny's which is as cheesy as ever.

Slow Boat to Madness: Part 2 isn't quite as good as part 1 but over the two 50 odd minute episodes I'm going to rate it a throughly respectable & entertaining 7 stars out of 10, I liked it & I'm sure there are many other's out there who will too.
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7/10
Jesus Quincy, SuperCoroner, takes Scientology's greatest mammaries to dinner
desert_dilbert19 March 2018
So... the premise of the entire series of Quincy, M.E., is that Quincy is basically the Jesus Christ, Superstar of coroners. Right. And this gives him jurisdiction to do anything, anywhere, anytime, for whatever reason. This episode is no different than the premise. Laughably so.

I won't go into the plotline of the show so I don't have to click the spoilers radio button, but I will say, this plot is beyond believable. Like usual. And as usual, if it weren't for Quincy, the world would end. Or at least this episode would have a bad ending. Not that this ending was good, just that not TOO many people died.

A note needs to be made of the Russian couple, with their TERRIBLE accents. Please hire a voice coach next time, and we as an audience thank you in advance for your thoughtfulness.

Why did I just totally bag on this show yet still rate it a 7?

Mimi Rogers, owner of the largest pair of Hollywood Scientology mammaries. She appears in this episode and at a relatively young age. Mimi, however, bends to TV code and doesn't show us those massive milk generators. Watch "Full Body Massage" for that. (Whoo hoo! for that movie!)
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5/10
Quincy meets Love Boat with a medical theme
arthur_itis15 December 2010
Warning: Spoilers
I'll write this in Pt 2 to cover both parts of this story. The plot is decent, involving Quincy and his love interest taking a Tahitian cruise. Everything seems Love Boat perfect until a man commits suicide and another man becomes homicidal and dies from a mystery illness. Now it's up to Quincy, his doctor girlfriend and the crew to find out what the illness is and stop it from infecting all of the passengers and themselves.

The subplots in this are slightly interesting but disappear once the pressure is on to save everyone, making me wonder why the writers bothered to put them in to begin with. I assume there just wasn't enough run time to fit them in. Also some of the acting by the guest cast is awful and cartoonish, a sign of the later seasons of this show. I realize that it helps to view this show as something made 30 years ago, so take it for what it is.
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