- Theodore J. 'T.J.' Detweiler: Aw man, Picture Day whomps!
- Vince LaSalle: Yeah. It's bad enough I gotta be seen looking like this, but there's also gonna be a photograph to prove it.
- Spinelli: I'm burning every picture I find.
- Gus Griswald: So what time do we get our picture taken? Hope it's early!
- Gretchen Grundler: They schedule it according to grade. Kindergartners go first, first graders go second, and so on. Therefore logically we would go...
- Mikey Blumberg: LAST?
- Gretchen Grundler: Huh?
- Vince LaSalle: What?
- Spinelli: NO WAY!
- Theodore J. 'T.J.' Detweiler: This has gotta be some kind of horrible mixup!
- Miss Grotke: No no, there's no mixup.
- Theodore J. 'T.J.' Detweiler: What you talkin' 'bout, Miss Grotke?
- Miss Grotke: I volunteered the fourth grade to go last.
- Mikey Blumberg: But--but why?
- Miss Grotke: Because as courteous world citizens, I know how meaningful it is to you to let others go first. Pass it on!