- Kenny Lou: [after Lou bet 500 bucks that the FDNY would win the hockey game and they aren't winning] What the hell was that?
- Chief Jerry Reilly: Don't worry. He's just playing head games here, don't sweat anything.
- Kenny Lou: I'm gonna lose my 25 bucks. Jesus. Unbelieveable.
- [Lou pulls out a lighter and lights his pants on fire, then Sean sees it screams and falls over]
- Tommy Gavin: Hey, didn't you hear my prayer in the locker room? I said no fighting. No go sit on the bench for three shifts and ruminate about what you just did, okay?
- Mungo: I would but I don't know what ruminate means.
- Tommy Gavin: Well, ask one of the fellas on the bench.
- Franco Rivera: It's not a thingy, Sean! It's a step. And you're supposed to make amens for your own personal bullsh*t not mine! Tellin' Laura I was bangin the nurse, that's one thing. Tellin' the whole crew that I was bangin' Laura, Sean, that's like a whole new level of retardation. That is like the special Olympics of substance abuse.
- Sean Garrity: Well, I was drunk.