Return of the Saint (TV Series)

Collision Course: The Brave Goose (1979)

Ian Ogilvy: Simon Templar

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• [first lines] 

  Simon Templar : [narrating]  I find it a nice diversion once a year or so. 35 or 40 monsters of up to 11.00 horse power, competing over 200 miles of open sea. For some of us, it's the sport. For others, well... of all the tough and hardened veterans of this annual mayhem, if there's one among them who values most the winning of things, it's Mr. Oscar West.

• Annabelle : [while taking a bath]  You're very attractive, you know.

  Simon Templar : And you're very dirty. Now we really ought to be looking for your yacht.

  Annabelle : Dirty or not, I still think you're very attractive.

  Simon Templar : Why don't you step out of there and say that?

• [last lines] 

  Simon Templar : Oh Inspector, you've just taken the 'J' out of 'joy'.