Roseanne (TV Series)

Another Mouth to Shut Up (1996)

Roseanne Barr: Roseanne Conner

Quotes 

• Roseanne Conner : What's up? I smell fear. I love that smell! But what's up?

• Roseanne Conner : Not only are we gonna have a grandchild who is roughly the same age as our own child, but our daughter is marrying the boy we considered to be our son. I think that means that we are now officially the white-trashiest family in all the land

  Dan Conner : Yee haw.

• Darlene : With summer school I'll still graduate on time, and the baby will be covered by David's medical insurance and I just put in for a copyright job I can do part time from home.

  Roseanne Conner : Well... it sounds like you're way more prepared than I ever was.

• Roseanne Conner : I can't think of a better mother for a child, than David.

• Roseanne Conner : She's still gonna make it, Dan. She'll just have big bags under her eyes and Cheerios in her hair.

• David Healy : I'm ok, I guess... It's kind of interesting having all your life's major changes happen all in one day.

  Roseanne : Yeah, I think I can pretty much relate to that... I remember this- one Tuesday they cancelled Cardsharks, and, uhm, they introduced the chocolate chip cookie dough icecream the very same day. Wow!