Roseanne (TV Series)

Call Waiting (1996)

Laurie Metcalf: Jackie Harris

Quotes 

• [Beverly and Roseanne are at Jackie's house. Bev is trying to comfort Roseanne] 

  Jackie Harris : [to Roseanne]  I didn't invite her. I left a window open, she just flew in.

• Roseanne Conner : I can't get Dan out of my head.

  Jackie Harris : Well he's supposed to be in your head. He's your husband, you love him, he's supposed to be in your head!

  Roseanne Conner : He's in your TV too, you might want to check on that.

• [last lines] 

  Jackie Harris : WE WON THE LOTTERY!