Roseanne (TV Series)

Confessions (1990)

Roseanne Barr: Roseanne Conner

Quotes 

• Roseanne : Do you think that I, ahhhhhh, expect more out of Becky, than I do out of you?

  Darlene : I don't know. I mean, it's like you expect 'Becky' things out of Becky. Like good grades.

  Roseanne : Well, you know, I expect good grades out of you too, I just never get 'em.

• Beverly Harris : Tell me, Roseanne, how many women can look that good without a drop of makeup? And your hair's adorable!

  Jackie : Thanks, Mom.

  Beverly Harris : You know, I'm almost glad your father didn't make it. This gives us girls a chance to have some fun.

  Jackie : This is Mom, isn't it?

  Roseanne : I'm not sure. Hold on, let me check that birthmark behind her neck. 6-6-5. Close enough.