Roseanne (TV Series)
Crime and Punishment (1993)
Sara Gilbert: Darlene Conner
Quotes
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Darlene Conner : What happened to Aunt Jackie?
Roseanne : Well, some say environment, but I think she's born that way.
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Darlene Conner : [to D.J] OK, you little freak! You're about to see your heart!
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Darlene Conner : [after discovering DJ took her comic book to school] That's it. Hire a hearse, pick out a plot.
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Darlene Conner : I want him punished, and I mean severely punished.
Roseanne Conner : Okay, bring me the cheese grater.
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Darlene Conner : You call yourselves parents? These punishments bite, you're supposed to be better than this.
Roseanne Conner : Well, why don't you just punish him?
Darlene Conner : Really?
Roseanne Conner : What do you think, Dan?
Dan Conner : [waves] Bye, Deej.
Darlene Conner : This is gonna be great.
Roseanne Conner : Just remember, you're at that awkward age where you can be tried as an adult.
Darlene Conner : I got it. You have to wear a suit and tie to school tomorrow.
D.J. Conner : In front of everyone?
Roseanne Conner : Gee Darlene, why don't you just beat him up, yourself?