Roseanne (TV Series)
Deliverance (1992)
John Goodman: Dan Conner
Quotes
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Roseanne : [after Dan comes back from "fixing" Crystal's thermostat] You just replaced that thermostat!
Dan : Well apparently the house is still either too hot or too cold.
Roseanne : Well, yeah, because she's eight months pregnant and she keeps on having hot and cold flashes.
Dan : You know, I suggested that, but she assured me that wasn't the case. Then she kicked me.
Jackie : You're kidding!
Dan : Then she started cryin'... and there was no way I could kick her back.
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Dan : [after Crystal asks him to videotape the birth] I don't wanna look, Crystal, and you can't make me!