Roseanne (TV Series)

Deliverance (1992)

Laurie Metcalf: Jackie Harris

Quotes 

• Roseanne : [after Dan comes back from "fixing" Crystal's thermostat]  You just replaced that thermostat!

  Dan : Well apparently the house is still either too hot or too cold.

  Roseanne : Well, yeah, because she's eight months pregnant and she keeps on having hot and cold flashes.

  Dan : You know, I suggested that, but she assured me that wasn't the case. Then she kicked me.

  Jackie : You're kidding!

  Dan : Then she started cryin'... and there was no way I could kick her back.

• Roseanne : [Jackie hangs up the phone after talking with Bonnie]  What did she say?

  Jackie : Well, Crystal just had a baby girl and we missed it, because you're an idiot!

  Roseanne : She called me an idiot?

• Becky Conner : So how was your trip?

  Jackie : 1,200 miles across country, first time I hauled livestock, it stinks like hell but at least I had somebody to talk to.

• Jackie : [the phone's ringing and nobody wants to get it]  I'll get it,

  [to Roseanne] 

  Jackie : if it's Bonnie I'll tell her you're not here,

  [to Becky] 

  Jackie : if it's Dean I'll tell him you're not here.

  [answers] 

  Jackie : Hello? Hang on. David, it's your mother.

  David Healy : Tell her I'm in the shower.