Roseanne (TV Series)

Dream Lover (1990)

Laurie Metcalf: Jackie Harris

Quotes 

• Jackie : [about Dan and Roseanne's sex life]  You're kidding? You guys have a *night*?

  Roseanne : Yes, we have a *night*. It's not only Wednesday, but it's always Wednesday.

  Jackie : You have a time too?

  Roseanne : Yeah. Twenty minutes, or until he gets a cramp.

  Jackie : Well, you should make him wait half-an-hour after he eats.

• Jackie : Oh, c'mon. Just because you guys aren't having "Wednesday", doesn't mean he's out... "Wednesday-ing" somebody else.