Roseanne (TV Series)

Fathers and Daughters (1990)

Roseanne Barr: Roseanne Conner

Quotes 

• Roseanne : [nearly hysterical, talking about their Father]  Now, how do you think I feel, Jackie? He calls you *every* Sunday! How do you think that makes me feel? How does it make you feel, when - when - when Mom calls *me* all the time, and she never calls *you*?

  Jackie : Lucky! Honored! Off the hook! Free! Thrilled! Elated! Glad that she's still alive, but I don't have to talk to her. Like, that every time the phone rings it can't be her!

• Roseanne : Darlene, hunny, you want to take a walk with me down to the store later on?

  Darlene : Gee, I'd love to Mom, but I'd rather stay home and drill some screws into my toes.