Roseanne (TV Series)

Guilt by Imagination (1993)

John Goodman: Dan Conner

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• Phyllis Zimmer : [discussing their affair in high school]  Roseanne ever find out about us?

  Dan : Yeah.

  Dan : [points to his teeth]  False, false, crown, bridge.

• Jackie Harris : Remeber how nuts she went when she found out what you guys did in high school?

  Dan Conner : Yeah, I do. And we're not going to put her through that again, *are* we?

  Jackie Harris : No, of course not. Dan, Roseanne is very sensitive about this... and we know how dangerous she is when she gets sensitive.

• Jackie Harris : [Roseanne, angry, grabs her keys and leaves the house]  Oh God. This is really bad.

  Dan Conner : Yeah, I know.

  Jackie Harris : Oh no. I mean, this is *really* bad. I'm parked *behind* her.

• Dan Conner : [Roseanne stayed at Jackie's all night]  I'll cook your breakfast.

  D.J. Conner : You can't cook.

  Dan Conner : I'll barbecue your breakfast.

• Dan Conner : [looking through the fridge for something to give DJ for breakfast]  How about your mom's chocolate pudding? It's fortified with Milky Ways.