Roseanne (TV Series)
Guilt by Imagination (1993)
Laurie Metcalf: Jackie Harris
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Quotes
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Jackie Harris : Remeber how nuts she went when she found out what you guys did in high school?
Dan Conner : Yeah, I do. And we're not going to put her through that again, *are* we?
Jackie Harris : No, of course not. Dan, Roseanne is very sensitive about this... and we know how dangerous she is when she gets sensitive.
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Jackie Harris : [Roseanne, angry, grabs her keys and leaves the house] Oh God. This is really bad.
Dan Conner : Yeah, I know.
Jackie Harris : Oh no. I mean, this is *really* bad. I'm parked *behind* her.
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Jackie Harris : [finds out Dan had lunch with Phyllis] I can't lie to Roseanne.
Fred : I don't think it would be wrong.
Jackie Harris : No I mean I *can't* lie, I try and she always knows.
Roseanne Conner : [from the kitchen] Jackie, get in here!
Jackie Harris : I'm working!
Roseanne Conner : No you're not!