Roseanne (TV Series)

Heart & Soul (1996)

Roseanne Barr: Roseanne Conner

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• Roseanne Conner : Okay, it's my turn, I have something to tell you.

  Dan Conner : Okay.

  Roseanne Conner : For the first time...

  [voice breaking] 

  Roseanne Conner : in 25 years, I felt totally helpless.

  Dan Conner : 25 years is a long time, kiddo.

  [hugs Roseanne] 

• Roseanne Conner : [talking to God]  Why of all times, at Darlene's wedding did this have to happen? I was totally counting on You and You let me down.

  [pause] 

  Roseanne Conner : Although... I guess You weren't the one serving him all that junk, frying up greasy meat,

  [voice breaking] 

  Roseanne Conner : bacon, and drinking all those beers on the couch and I was right there doing it with him! I could *see* there was a problem... so... I guess You're not to blame for this after all.