Roseanne (TV Series)
Inherit the Wind (1989)
Roseanne Barr: Roseanne Conner
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Quotes
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Crystal Anderson : I heard about Becky's accident, I'm so sorry.
Roseanne : Yeah, we're thinking of having her put to sleep.
Crystal Anderson : I got her a card.
Roseanne : How touching, and strange.
[later, to Dan]
Roseanne : You know they say there's a card for everything, what do you want to bet?
Dan Conner : [reads the card] I'll be damned.
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Roseanne : Becky, what do you think of this dress?
Becky Conner : Stick a few candles in it and make a wish.
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Roseanne : [seeing Becky come home from school] Hey, I thought you had pep squad today.
Becky Conner : [shouts in tears] I'M QUITTING PEP SQUAD, I'M QUITTING SCHOOL, AND I'M NEVER GOING BACK AGAIN! AND IF ANYBODY CALLS ME, TELL THEM I'M DEAD!
Dan Conner : Well, it must be serious. She's not taking phone calls.