Roseanne (TV Series)

Inherit the Wind (1989)

Sara Gilbert: Darlene Conner

Quotes 

• Darlene : [after Becky farts in front of the entire school council]  People are already calling her "Conner-the-Bomber."

• Darlene : Well, just as Becky completes the line, "I'd like to thank the student council for allowing me to speak my mind," it happened.

  Roseanne : What happened?

  Darlene : Becky... cut... the cheese.

• Darlene : Hey Mom, whatcha workin' on.

  Roseanne : Invoices. I'm ordering new children.

  Darlene : Yeah? Well, why don't we trade Becky in for a partially-tattooed, Latin boy of sixteen.

• Dan Conner : [Becky walks into kitchen all dressed up]  Hold it! Could this woman be my little Becky?

  Darlene : Not all of her. If I were you I would check upstairs for some missing Kleenex.

• Darlene : [to Becky]  At least I'm not a drooling, boy-crazed nymphomaniac!

  Roseanne : Hey, leave me out of this!

• Darlene : Becky Conner, the only woman to break the sound barrier without a plane.