Quotes
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Roseanne : I was thinking since you used to be a cop, maybe you know some of the tricks to beat a lie detector.
Jackie Harris : There are *no* tricks, it's a machine, you can't beat a machine.
Roseanne : I think I could beat it.
Jackie Harris : It measures your heart rate, blood pressure, respiratory, things you can't control.
Roseanne : I think I could.
Jackie Harris : The only people who can beat it are people with no conscience: psychos, sickos, pathological liars.
Roseanne : [grins] I *know* I can.
