Roseanne (TV Series)
Lies My Father Told Me (1994)
Michael Fishman: D.J. Conner
Quotes
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Darlene Conner : [DJ is watching TV; comes up from behind to bother him] Hey, DJ, haven't seen you since I got home.
D.J. Conner : Shut up.
Darlene Conner : Oh. Nice to see you too. School's going really well.
D.J. Conner : Shut up.
Darlene Conner : Yeah, the bus ride home was nice, but, uh, unfortunately I was sitting next to this guy who kept singing "lalalalalalalala!"
D.J. Conner : I'm gonna kill you, Darlene!
Darlene Conner : Not if I kill you first.
Roseanne Conner : Oh, you kids. If I had a corpse for every time one of you said that.
D.J. Conner : She won't shut up. Shut up, shut up, shut up! SHUT - UP!
Darlene Conner : How ironic. Grandma's strapped to a bed in the looney bin yet DJ walks free.
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David Healy : Darlene, I was reading if your grandmother is insane, there's a 1 in 3 chance you might be too. There's a test in here to find out. Question 1, do you put your shoes on one at a time or both at once?
Darlene Conner : Both at once.
David Healy : That was easy. What color is a dog barking?
Darlene Conner : Bright green.
David Healy : Green, bright green, that's good. Triangle, boat, or hat?
D.J. Conner : Triangle?
Darlene Conner : Boat.
David Healy : Right, so far so good.