Roseanne (TV Series)

Nine Is Enough (1994)

John Goodman: Dan Conner

Quotes 

• Dan : [to Roseanne about kicking Becky and Mark out of the house]  It's time that they moved out on their own. They'll never leave unless we push 'em. Now, you know I'm right.

  Roseanne : Well, I just hate to see 'em struggle.

  Dan : Fair enough. We won't visit 'em.

• Dan : [to Darlene]  And you don't use a guy's Lady Shaver without asking him.

• Roseanne : [to Dan]  I can't do it with two people in the next room.

  Dan : Since when does a crowd bother you? We did it at the Grateful Dead concert.

  Roseanne : That was nearly two years ago, Dan. I think we've grown up a little since then.

• Dan : I want Mark and Becky to move out.

  Roseanne : Well, I want 'em to bring back that show "Card Sharks", but it ain't gonna happen.

• Dan : [When D.J. is playing video games while Roseanne and Dan try to talk to each other]  D.J., your mother and I need to talk in private.

  D.J. Conner : I can't leave. I'm about to beat my record.

  Dan : Leave or you're grounded!

  D.J. Conner : I don't care!

  Roseanne : We ground him twice a week, Dan. That's how he got so good.

• Dan : Where the hell can we talk in private?

  Roseanne : Well, Dan, there's always the cone of silence.

• Roseanne : [to Dan about why they can't kick Becky and Dan out of the house]  Now they can't move out because Becky's gonna have a baby and she needs her mother.

  Dan : She's not even pregnant yet.

  Roseanne : Yeah, but she will be. Mark doesn't have anything else to do. He's already bored with his Hot Wheels.