Roseanne (TV Series)

The Getaway, Almost (1995)

Roseanne Barr: Roseanne Conner

Quotes 

• Roseanne Conner : You really didn't hear any good songs by women, until Janis.

  Jackie Harris : Oh yes, Janis, thank God for Janis. You know, I also learned the truth at 17.

  Roseanne Conner : Not Janis IAN you moron! Janis Joplin!

• Dan Conner : What happened on the road?

  Roseanne Conner : There was a revolution out there we didn't even know about.

  Dan Conner : The yellow light went off didn't it?

  Roseanne Conner : No, a wake up call went off. It's about taking control. It's about being a riot girl!

• Jackie Harris : I'll take our picture, just like Thelma & Louise.

  Roseanne Conner : Well, I *do* look like Geena Davis, and *you* look exactly like Harvey Keitel.

• Roseanne Conner : Remember the Beatles had that song, "Run for your life" by the Beatles? Where the guy says he'd rather see her dead than with another guy. That's all them wife beaters need is an anthem.

• Roseanne Conner : Remember the song where the guy says 'don't get hooked on me? I'll use you and set you free'. Use me and I'll set you on fire, bastard.

• Jackie Harris : [about Garland]  You know what she is? Nervy.

  Roseanne Conner : No, Jackie, she's *twenty*.