Roseanne (TV Series)

The Parenting Trap (1994)

Glenn Quinn: Mark Healy

Quotes 

• Dan Conner : [about D.J]  Ah, you mean he's at that age where on a sunny day, he can be laying on his back and tell time without wearing a watch.

  Mark Healy : [frustrated]  Naw, it has nothing to do with telling the time! I mean, the kid's getting erections!

• Fred : [about ways he concealed an involuntary erection during puberty]  I always found that nobody was any-the-wiser, if I just kept my shirt untucked.

  Dan Conner : [thoughtfully]  I occasionally employed that device myself. Usually, however, I took the more scholarly approach: put a book in front of it.

  Fred : Yeah, a book was good. If you didn't have a book, you just had to stick your hands in your pockets.

  Mark Healy : [chuckles]  Well, that's usually how mine started.