- Jackie Harris: [drunk at the reception] You think you're better than me because you're married, but you're not...
- Jackie Harris: [watching the tape] Go past this.
- Jackie Harris: [on the tape] Marriage is just another way for men to enslave women, so get out of the cave, Crystal, it's the 20th-
- [turns to the side]
- Jackie Harris: WHAT? Oh,
- [turns to camera]
- Jackie Harris: you're gonna throw the bouquet now!