Roseanne (TV Series)

Tooth or Consequences (1993)

John Goodman: Dan Conner

Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  Dan : Ah, man. This parenthood thing sure doesn't look like it did in the brochures.

• Dan : I'm watching the TV to look for job ideas. So far, I've got it narrowed down to 'weather man', 'spokesmodel', 'Time-Life operator', 'Psychic Friend', and the one I think I've got the best shot at... 'Castaway'.

• Dan : [about why Dan takes a job that he doesn't consider to be a 'dream job']  Honey, when I can't afford to keep my wife in teeth, I know it's time to become an adult.

• Roseanne : [about Dan's new job]  A job with the City! 315 sick days a year... plus Flag Day!

  Dan : [Dan and Roseanne high-five]  Good paying, medical insurance, and the best part is; since it's civil service, no matter how much I screw up... they can't fire me!