Roseanne (TV Series)

Tooth or Consequences (1993)

Sara Gilbert: Darlene Conner

Quotes 

• David Healy : [just had sex for the first time]  We did it! We finally did it!

  Darlene : You're not going to, like, high-five me are you?

• Darlene : Please, Jackie. I was gonna run away, but I don't need Rozilla leveling Chicago trying to find me.

• David Healy : [about their first time]  It was incredible, wasn't it?

  Darlene : Well, I don't have anything to compare it to, but I think we did pretty good.

• Darlene : You know, do you ever think about my future? I don't get this. I though parents wanted their kids to be more successful than them.

  Roseanne : Well, of course your father and I want you to do better than us. Why do you think we spent our whole lives setting such a low standard!

• Darlene : This is like, the most important thing that's ever happened to me. I can't turn it down.

  David Healy : Fine. You just remember, you're leaving behind the guy who encouraged you to go to art school. You're leaving behind the guy you lost your virginity to, and you're leaving him behind with your two huge, angry parents!