Roseanne (TV Series)
Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down (1991)
John Goodman: Dan Conner
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Quotes
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Roseanne : [walks into the kitchen and sees Dan disemboweled, turns around and Roseanne corners her with a knife] What is it, Kathy? I've had a really bad day and now I've got to clean up all of this. You know, I don't know how many times I keep telling myself, it's just like gutting a fish. I swear I was much better with Becky's dad.
Kathy Bowman : Becky's dad?
Roseanne : Yeah, he was blonde too. Oh hey I know, you've got a garbage disposal, don't you?
Kathy Bowman : [cringing] Oh my God... I have to go home.
Roseanne : Oh no, you can't go, Kathy, you'll tell.
Kathy Bowman : [backing up] No I won't, I promise, please let me go!
[backs into Dan who's standing behind her, turns around]
Dan : Liver?
[Kathy screams and runs for the door]
Roseanne : Happy Halloween!
Kathy Bowman : [in shock] That was horrible! Horrible!
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Dan : You've made your mother and me very happy. Now get rid of the snakes.
D.J. Conner : I'll do it.
Darlene Conner : D.J., don't touch those snakes. I'm not untying them again.
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Jerry Bowman : [talking about a Halloween prank Dan and Roseanne pulled on Kathy earlier] Oh boy, I gotta tell you Dan, Kathy was so mad about that, she didn't say a word to me all day.
Dan : Well I guess you owe me a beer, Jer.
Jerry Bowman : [chuckling] Yea, I guess I do.