Roseanne (TV Series)
Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down (1991)
Laurie Metcalf: Jackie Harris
Quotes
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Jackie Harris : [Booker's in a moose costume and won't let Jackie know who he is] Come on, take off the moose head.
Booker Brooks : I already told you, you might be disappointed and I don't want that to happen until after we've had sex.
Jackie Harris : You're pretty sure of yourself.
Booker Brooks : Well, hunting season starts tomorrow, so it's now or never.
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Jackie Harris : What's with the blood?
Roseanne : [nonchalantly] Oh, I killed Dan.
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Jackie Harris : [both in black dresses and wigs] Who would've thought we'd both come dressed as Morticia Addams?
Crystal Anderson-Conner : You're Morticia? Oh that's okay then, I'm Elvira!
Jackie Harris : We still look like the Judds from hell.
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Booker Brooks : There's something that I've been wanting to ask you ever since we broke up. Why'd we break up?
Jackie Harris : You were seeing somebody else.
Booker Brooks : So it *was* my fault. I was afraid of that.