Roseanne (TV Series)

Two Down, One to Go (1993)

Michael Fishman: D.J. Conner

Quotes 

• D.J. Conner : There's cake in the fridge. Dad, make Mom give us cake.

  Dan Conner : [adopting a hilarious hick attitude]  Woman, my son here wants cake. So does your man. I'd better see me some cake fixin' goin' on here! Right now! I mean it! Don't make me come over there!

  Dan Conner : [Roseanne and Jackie are cracking up. Dan switches back to a normal voice]  Son, I just lost control of the house; it's every man for himself.