Roseanne (TV Series)

Valentine's Day (1991)

Bonnie Bramlett: Bonnie Watkins

Quotes 

• Roseanne Conner : [At the mall's dinner, talking about Dan to the other waitress]  ... so we're married seventeen years and he totally forgot Valentine's day.

  Bonnie Watkins : I'd divorce him if I were you.

  Roseanne Conner : I'm not gonna reward him.

• Roseanne Conner : So, did Duke get you anything?

  Bonnie Watkins : Oh, he's such a sweetheart. You know, there were a lot of women in his life before we met. So, for Valentine's day, he's gonna have all their names removed from his back.

  Roseanne Conner : I'd kill for a guy like that.

  Bonnie Watkins : That's how I got him.