- Roseanne Conner: [At the mall's dinner, talking about Dan to the other waitress] ... so we're married seventeen years and he totally forgot Valentine's day.
- Bonnie Watkins: I'd divorce him if I were you.
- Roseanne Conner: I'm not gonna reward him.
- Roseanne Conner: So, did Duke get you anything?
- Bonnie Watkins: Oh, he's such a sweetheart. You know, there were a lot of women in his life before we met. So, for Valentine's day, he's gonna have all their names removed from his back.
- Roseanne Conner: I'd kill for a guy like that.
- Bonnie Watkins: That's how I got him.