Rosemary & Thyme (TV Series)
The Invisible Worm (2004)
Pam Ferris: Laura Thyme
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Quotes
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Richard Oakley : [introducing himself] Oakley - classics.
Laura Thyme : [Mocking his terseness] Boxer.
Laura Thyme : Thyme - plants.
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Laura Thyme : [Clearing the fallen leaves to reveal a dead man] It's Simon Todd!
Rosemary Boxer : Is he dead?
Laura Thyme : You usually are when you've got a dirty great harpoon sticking in you!
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Laura Thyme : [pricking her finger on a rosebush] Oh!
Rosemary Boxer : I told you! Gloves, you naana!
[after a pause]
Rosemary Boxer : Now you'll die of septicemea, and you never learned to change the wheels on the land rover.
Laura Thyme : [muffled by the finger] Isn't there a test you can do?
Rosemary Boxer : Pardon?
Laura Thyme : [Removing finger from mouth] I said, isn't there a test you can do?
Rosemary Boxer : Yes. It takes forever to get the results, and all it tells us is the plant is sick!
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Laura Thyme : How can soil be new?
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Laura Thyme : [Realising Richard has sneaked up on them] Oh!
Richard Oakley : Sorry - thirty years of sneaking up on maggots!
Laura Thyme : You call the boys maggots?
Richard Oakley : No, that's what they call themselves - you should hear what they call us!
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Rosemary Boxer : [Spotting something in the raised flower bed] Oh, those boys and their practical jokes!
[lifts up a hand]
Laura Thyme : That's a hand!
Rosemary Boxer : [looking it over] It's so utterly realistic!
Laura Thyme : That's because... it's a *hand*!
Rosemary Boxer : [Drops the hand] Okay - now I'm going to be sick!
Laura Thyme : No you're not - move!